Volte F-arse

Look who is making all of the promises- feels good doesn’t it…

Which way is up? Which way is down? who knows and who cares while we are on the worlds greatest fairground ride… UK politics!

In the blue corner, big fat f**k liar liar pants on fire Johnson (yes that is his real name), promising Brexit on October 31, then changing his mind.

In the definitely not blue, sort of blue but a bit turquoisey corner, braying snowflake no no no Nigel Farage (yes that’s his real name), promising brexit, not getting elected to anything other than the institution he is so desperate to leave and f**king off his own members by screwing them of £100.

Oh and lets not forget the red corner where lizard face, I don’t know what I stand for Jeremy ‘some of my best mates are jews’ Corbyn, who doesn’t know how to add up the cost of things and definitely maybe wants to remain… a leaver. Wait what?

Watch as these white, middle aged w**k weasels make promises they have no intention of keeping like “we are going to offer all uk citizens free space ships, free Nespresso, and a lifetime subscription to what brassiere magazine” only to back peddle a few days later and instead promise to “provide all doctors with floating plastic yellow ducks”.

Buckle up as Bodge Job-son decides not to have the election after all and agrees with the EU to remain while increasing our payments and doubling immigration. God what a ride!

Its all fun in the heady world of volte f**king farce.