As the layers of egg build up on the senior executives faces, TSB have now accepted that hope alone was never going to result in happy customers.
With many of the executives signing off that they were Continue reading “TSB admits relying on “a wing and a prayer” was probably to blame”
Not knowing what to do with his career, Nigel Showburn followed the money and soon found that his skills for numbers and lack of emotional intelligence were a perfect match for investment banking. Continue reading “Banker retires and becomes an even bigger tw*t, say his “friends””
Over half of the population of Europe has come to the crushing realisation that living a “champagne lifestyle on beer money” doesn’t actually work as their cards were all repeatedly declined yesterday. “It was the biggest we’ve seen” said Continue reading “Europe assesses economic policy as everyone’s credits cards are declined”
“We’ve done it again!” said one of the panelists after the selection was finalised, “it’s an amazing privilege to work for such an openly diverse team, one which is only enhanced by this latest innovation, the BGT showdown.” Continue reading “Bank of England wins diversity award after adopting BGT selection process”
In a shocking turn of events that has the city reeling, James Bond has demanded that he be paid £25m in dividends “or else”. It has been well reported that Barclays has been Continue reading “Barclays Bank to merge with Shop Direct in order to pay Bond a dividend”