For reasons she won’t share, Theresa has told staff at the local comp she currently attends, (though is shortly to move to a ‘Free School which her parents are setting up’), that the maths paper due by the summer is unlikely to be ready until Continue reading “Theresa requests extension on maths homework but won’t say why”
Last night, Chris Grayling’s father stormed into his bedroom and began packing way both tracks and trains. “Its not fair! It wasn’t me! There were circumstances beyond my control!” Continue reading “Grayling’s father is packing away the train set until he can learn to play properly”
As Trump builds tension in the biggest case of ‘dog in the manger’ the world has ever seen, Macron is putting his arms around all of his toys and shouting Continue reading “Macron: if you say tit, I’ll say tat”
In a move designed to rattle the England football team as they prepare for the finals of the World Cup this summer, Robert Mueller’s team have confirmed that collusion between Russia and Roseanne is definitely a possibility. Continue reading “Roseanne in collusion with Russia on racism”
Recent research out today strongly suggests that the mob of w*nk maggots that waged a relentless and shouty campaign to leave the EU last year have yet to experience the rush of uforia they expected to have while sticking it to the man and p*ssing all over the hopes and dreams of others.
“The sheer elation we all felt down at the golf club when that t*sser on the chart show Continue reading “Brexiters admit that the win last year wasn’t a patch on when they beat X-factor to the Christmas number 1”