Tag: bankers

Banker retires and becomes an even bigger tw*t, say his “friends”

Not knowing what to do with his career, Nigel Showburn followed the money and soon found that his skills for numbers and lack of emotional intelligence were a perfect match for investment banking. Continue reading “Banker retires and becomes an even bigger tw*t, say his “friends””

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Bank of England wins diversity award after adopting BGT selection process

“We’ve done it again!” said one of the panelists after the selection was finalised, “it’s an amazing privilege to work for such an openly diverse team, one which is only enhanced by this latest innovation, the BGT showdown.” Continue reading “Bank of England wins diversity award after adopting BGT selection process”

FCA sends men with baseball bats to get banks to coff up

Following 2 years of investigations into how to deal with the underhand tactics deployed by high street banks issuing loans with outrageous interest rates, the regulator has chosen a classic “if you can’t beat them, join them” approach. Continue reading “FCA sends men with baseball bats to get banks to coff up”