Tag: Comedy

Theresa requests extension on maths homework but won’t say why

For reasons she won’t share, Theresa has told staff at the local comp she currently attends, (though is shortly to move to a ‘Free School which her parents are setting up’), that the maths paper due by the summer is unlikely to be ready until Continue reading “Theresa requests extension on maths homework but won’t say why”

Advertisements

Starbucks boss gives up trying to make a decent cup-a-joe after 36 years

“Pfleugh!” Another person recoils and hangs their tongue out in an attempt to cleanse it. They have just taken a sip from a coffee cup and the jolt of bitter, burning rubber like taste was enough to set a tight jaw and keep one eye half closed for the rest of the day. “It’s like drinking your way through a f**king snowman poo!” Continue reading “Starbucks boss gives up trying to make a decent cup-a-joe after 36 years”

Grayling’s father is packing away the train set until he can learn to play properly

Last night, Chris Grayling’s father stormed into his bedroom and began packing way both tracks and trains. “Its not fair! It wasn’t me! There were circumstances beyond my control!” Continue reading “Grayling’s father is packing away the train set until he can learn to play properly”

Europe assesses economic policy as everyone’s credits cards are declined

Over half of the population of Europe has come to the crushing realisation that living a “champagne lifestyle on beer money” doesn’t actually work as their cards were all repeatedly declined yesterday. “It was the biggest we’ve seen” said Continue reading “Europe assesses economic policy as everyone’s credits cards are declined”