Tag: simon cowell

Bank of England wins diversity award after adopting BGT selection process

“We’ve done it again!” said one of the panelists after the selection was finalised, “it’s an amazing privilege to work for such an openly diverse team, one which is only enhanced by this latest innovation, the BGT showdown.” Continue reading “Bank of England wins diversity award after adopting BGT selection process”

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Brexiters admit that the win last year wasn’t a patch on when they beat X-factor to the Christmas number 1

Recent research out today strongly suggests that the mob of w*nk maggots that waged a relentless and shouty campaign to leave the EU last year have yet to experience the rush of uforia they expected to have while sticking it to the man and p*ssing all over the hopes and dreams of others.

“The sheer elation we all felt down at the golf club when that t*sser on the chart show Continue reading “Brexiters admit that the win last year wasn’t a patch on when they beat X-factor to the Christmas number 1”